i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it— a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)
boy do i miss the happy times when there was only one body dissolving in acid in the bathtub and we all cooked meth as friends
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?
I was born in the wrong decade, I whisper as I smooth my Starfleet uniform and gaze wistfully at the sky.
have you ever read a fic and your favorite character said something SO OOC THAT U LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE AND TAKE A MOMENT
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.