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i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it

a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)

5th grade me: I'll never do drugs
Me now: Bruh

walkerfriendly:

boy do i miss the happy times when there was only one body dissolving in acid in the bathtub and we all cooked meth as friends 

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

wigglytuffs:

what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?

tinfoilrobot:

I was born in the wrong decade, I whisper as I smooth my Starfleet uniform and gaze wistfully at the sky.

chidorito:

have you ever read a fic and your favorite character said something SO OOC THAT U LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE AND TAKE A MOMENT

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jetrocketskates:

"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.

captainofalltheships:

Chrys watches TW [x]